‘NOBODY KNOWS I’M STONED’ TEE
Whether you’re headbanging in the pit, zoning out to Dark Side of the Moon, or just pretending you’re “Not stoned but thinking really hard,” this shirt has your back like a Marshall stack behind Tony Iommi. The bold white print is as loud as Lemmy’s bass and as subtle as Ozzy trying to whisper.
Perfect for fans of Sabbath, Slayer, Hendrix—or any band whose drummer spontaneously combusted Spinal Tap-style—this shirt doesn’t just make a statement. It makes a scene. $25
Highlights:
- Classic unisex fit with a rock-and-roll soul
- Printed with high-contrast, bold white text
- 100% high-quality cotton that’s softer than a power ballad
Warning: May cause sudden cravings for vinyl, vintage amps, and nachos.
Iconic Tee Company 